walmart jokes greeter
I have a joke!?

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into WalMart with
> her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way
through
the
> entrance.
>
>
> The WalMart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to WalMart …
> Nice children you’ve got there – are they twins?”
>
>
> The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “You moron!! No
they
> ain’t, the oldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the
hell
> would
> you think they’re twins?…….. Do you really think they look
alike?”
>
>
> “No Mam”, replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe youhad sex
> twice.”

ROFL!!! Holy cow- that was funny!!!!

There were these two goldfish in a tank, and the one turns to the other and asks, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”