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What Makes A Satiable Bathroom Experience

My cousin, let’s call her Solutab, once said that she liked using my bathroom because I made it so welcoming she never wants to leave. And this brings me to my post of the day-What Makes a Satiable Bathroom Experience.

1. Good Magazines-good ones are Vogue for dreaming, Vanity Fair for the insightful dramas, and Lucky magazine; for those who have diarrhea and only have time for their quick blurbs! And don’t forget to rotate the magazines! I have a nice African basket that I love to pretend I picked up on one of my many worldly travels. Except, I got it from the clearance section at Wal-mart! Loves it!

2. Ambiance. Ambiance. Ambiance. – lit candles are not only for soaking in the tub! Get scented. I myself love vanilla. Their nose and your’s will thank you for it! Burn some incense and you can have the burning of the boyfriend voodoo doll while you are puttering away. Remember it is always about multi-tasking!!!

3. The toilet hanging thingie- one thing that my cousin Solutab, mentioned that she never had to encounter any of her own ferocious smells! Change it every 2 months.

4. Nice paintings-I have a few Asian paintings and a nice statue of Buddha on my sink. I think it really lends to my whole décor and let’s people into my personality.

5. Clean Toilet- must I go into detail? I think not! But, they do say that cleanliness is next to godliness and when cleanliness is so close to my ass then I want it as clean as can be.

6.Seat Down-the only reason why I keep the seat down is I don’t want any of my precious stuff falling out of my cabinet and into the toilet. I don’t know why, but for some reason people always open my cabinet to find something and only to find just make-up and have it fall into it.

7.Medications-And for my favorite word of all time is lastly, medications! Do not, I repeat, do not, leave any of the good stuff in your medicine cabinet if you don’t want it stolen. And more so, don’t leave any incriminating medicine such as ointment creams for any mysterious itches cause then your first date can look up the medication on the internet via her pink covered IPOD and find out you are a righteous ho and leave your ass while you are making after-dinner espresso in the kitchen! This is just a for instance.

About the Author

Lucresia Linton is a Jazz singer and founder of the new dating websites adonisunited.com and jazznymph.com. Miss Linton, writes daily about dating, sex, love and relationships on her blog at lucresialinton.com.